Why would they say that?

This was one fast longboard...

I had the great honor of working with Miguel Edwards on this spaceship he designed and built, seen here after touching down in Seattle. I was the officer in charge of the electronics and lighting.

Never stick your hand in any machine I build unless you are sure that's a hand-hole :)

I used to make sunglasses out of wood. These are still my favorite sunglasses of all time.

There are somewhere between 50 and 8 million ways that lights can be mounted in floors. I know all of them.

You know how some people just seem to light up a room? Light fixtures also light up a room.

I used to be in charge of marketing and product design for a wonderful lighting company.

I never bothered to furnish my rental house, but I sure as heck blasted rainbow lighting everywhere.

This little guy mimicked the strobe of fireflies.

I made some of the lights for the Ford Rouge Factory Tour at the Ford Museum of American Innovation.

A robot and his little friend...

Someone wanted a giant, futuristic building so we designed and built one.

I never get tired of making shiny objects :)

Somebody needed ceiling panels with hydronic heating and built in sensors I designed those for them.

There are many more things I would like to show you but I had to promise that I wouldn't...